Looking to build that retirement nest egg?  Kids college fund?  Planning for the future?  I'm about to share secrets with YOU that could earn YOU Millions!  That's right! And YOU don't have to pay ME one dime for this info!...

Unlike the unscrupulous, now imprisioned finance folks that have bilked many out of billions, I will now let you all in on my investment scheme.  It's called LOTTO!!!! And boy do the Lotto folks want you to buy into it!  What started as a money maker for schools and roads in Florida has now turned into some sort of monster. Cash 3 & Play 4-twice a day,  a whole multitude of scratch-offs,  double and triple play on Florida Lotto Wednesdays AND Saturdays!  There's more ways to win than one could imagine!  And, the return rate is much better than Bernie Madoffs and all those like him. Sterns Bank closings, assorted other investment frauds, why the heck not invest in Florida Lotto?  And with the addition of the multi-state Power Ball (also twice a week with ways to win up to 5 times the amount with an extra buck), YOU could be living high atop Mt. Lakewood Ranch tomorrow!

Sure, this is probably crappy financial advice, but unlike the ponzi-boys, I promise no guarantees, or return on investment!  But with the way the financial road is traveling now, for a couple bucks a week I can feel good about contributing to Florida's "roads and education".  Who knows? Maybe this time next week, I'll be writing this crap from high atop Mt. Lakewood Ranch!                    11/18/09